Crow

There is a crow who pecks on my window to wake me up every morning. Reliable as an alarm clock, tap tap tap, it’s time to hunt for worms my friend.

I had a friend stay over last week. The crow woke her up as well. She pulled a pillow over her head and screamed ‘oh my god, fuck off.’ It was then that I the toxicity of my friend.

I don’t know why the crow started doing this. I hope it never stops. I’d be lost without my loyal guiding crow.